I had no idea.

I had no idea.

Fall Victims in Gotham

Today, there were about 5 “fall victim” instances listed on the Gothamist.com newsmap. I hope some were duplicates.

It’s 5:48. 

It’s 5:48. 

This might very well be BS, but it’s forcing me to believe it.

Thank you to my senior work advisor for continuing to provide excellent guidance/jokes.

Thank you to my senior work advisor for continuing to provide excellent guidance/jokes.

What was I doing drinking it all this time, then????

Read this “explosive profile” and you’ll think twice about wearing that meat hat you just purchased…

What I feel like I’ve been doing lately. 
Photo by Gregory Crewdson

What I feel like I’ve been doing lately. 

Photo by Gregory Crewdson

"I want four huge video screens down either side of the catwalk. I want to flash-up pictures of sad, but beautiful children, happy gay couples, slogans like “World Health”, “No Pollution”, “Fashion Cares”, all right darling? And print up thousands of new invitations on green, totally recycled paper, and cab them around to everybody. Now, now! Now, darling. Now, sweetie! Now, now!… Okay, get on to Princess Anne’s people and tell them that everybody there will be mentally ill. Tell her we’ll sponsor her to wear a designer dress okay? And make sure she realizes that if she doesn’t, those little children won’t get anything… Bubble, press release: “Free Champagne Reception”. Get on to Moët et Chandon, and tell them it’s for charity! Get on to Joan Collins, and tell her it’s free champagne!"

— Edina Monsoon, Absolutely Fabulous

Modelize Me

SPOTTED…fashion week archetypes at the LNA party @ Milk Studios last night (thanks Susi Kenna & new friend John Renaud for help with this list):

Japanese artist with long hair

Young gazelles

Surfers who washed ashore

Architecturally important footwear

Platinum bangs

Ebony Bangs

Bedhead

Nerd glasses

MAJOR eyeliner

Frowns galore

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